Meet my boyfriend (BBB Weylin)

Cirrus has found a well known figure standing on one of my shelves and decided he'll be his boyfriend


Finally I have found him!
Legolas: "Something draws near..."

The one and only Elven prince of Mirkwood! The elf of my dreams! YAY!
Legolas: "I can feel it!"

Oh your highness, I love you!
Legolas: "You have my bow."
And your have my love my lord!

And so this is my bed where we can cuddle and snuggle, especially when it gets cold outside
Legolas: "There's a fell voice in the air!"

I'll show you my love. We do not need to go all the way now, we've only just met! I just want to look into your beautiful eyes. *swoon*
Legolas: "We cannot linger!"

Sure we can stay here! For as long as we please. I'm off from baby catching duty for the next two days, hihi.
Legolas: "You have my bow."

And I love some rough and tumble too, shall we play?
Legolas: "Something draws near... I can feel it!"

Legolas: "We cannot linger!"
Sure we can! Oh I want you now!

Me: Cirrus!?! What the heck is going on?!?
Legolas: "There's a fell voice in the air!"
Oh hi Mommy. Meet my boyfriend Legolas. We love each other very much and we're going to be together:D
Me: Hmm, Cirrus honey, that's not possible. I will not allow it!
Mommy, why not? He's an elf and he's so handsome!
Me: Sweetheart, I understand you've got a crush on him, but he's not ball jointed! Look how stiff he is! It's not going to work you know.......
You mean...... you mean........... the loving part? *sigh*
Me: That's right.
Legolas: "You have my bow."
Me: This Legolas cannot give you what you need my dear.
Legolas: "Something draws near... I can feel it!"
Shucks! *sob*
Legolas: "We cannot linger!"
Me: But a friend of mine has an SD sized Legolas mini-me
Legolas: "There's a fell voice in the air!"
YAY! We should be pen pals! But eeh, how do I shut this one up?
Legolas: "You have my bow."
Me: Button on the back.
Thanks Mommy.